Dear Job Seeker,

Please learn to spell.

Laborer is not spelled ‘lobor’

Superintendent is not spelled ‘superantandant’

The word ‘off’ had two ‘f’s’. The sentence ‘Lay of due to slow econo’ is just wrong.

Compete not compeat

General not genral

Perform not preforme

Commercial not comercial

Sept. It’s an abbreviation for a month of the year. What month is Spet?

Business not Bissness. Maybe you’re in a gang I don’t know about.

Please write legibly.

If you are not qualified in any way, shape or form, for the posted position, please do not apply. Just because you have painted houses, delivered newspapers or you’re a lawyer, (something must be going on if you’re looking for an asphalt job and not working in the law profession) none of this qualifies you for raking or rolling down asphalt. I won't process your application or move it on to the manager who is looking for qualified personel. It's just a waste of his time and mine.

Please do not send a copy of your driving record from the DMV. It doesn't look good when you have been arrested for DUII.

DO NOT INCLUDE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER! This is just an application, not a hire packet. Have you heard of identity theft?

Please dont' ask to speak with the person who is doing the hiring. He is very busy and will call you if he wants to talk to you further.

Do not ask me how much the position pays. I don’t determine this. It’s all conditional. If you don't know how much you need to earn, you need to go back to school.

I’m sorry you don’t have a job right now, but maybe if you worked on your spelling and focused on your education, you wouldn’t be in this position.

Have a great day.


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